Post by The Emo White Walker on Apr 29, 2009 22:34:43 GMT -5
One of my Republican friends from Texas ("Bush's and God's country, in that order") decided to "poke the badger" and sent me one of Newtie G's newsletters about how Obama was fucking up the world (you know, "the black man done fucked up the world in 100 days" diatribe). Below is my reply in typical acid-dipped flashback style, and I thought Scott might enjoy it...or maybe not.
Enjoy. Or not. Your call.
Ken, obviously Newtie is positioning himself for a Lush Bimbo-backed run for the presidency in '12, maybe with Sarah as his running mate (still plenty of horny Republican males who will vote for her. She is, after all, the hot chick from high school we all wanted to sleep with, and males most often think with the little head). Ya, Obie has made some changes. Are they good? Time will tell. Anything is better than the 8 years of Imperial Rule ("So?") we have just finished.
Re: Spending. In case you hain't noticed, the U.S. is in a bit of a slump and the U.S. Government's job is to spend. Have we been spending a lot? You betcha. Is it new? Not hardly. Are there earmarks? You betcha!. Did the Republicans refrain from loading the bill with earmarks? Not hardly! (A republican led the way on that score). I bet even if Obama turns this ship around, the Newtheads will still say he failed. Such is partisan politics. The GOPpies miss ruling the world and want the throne back. (would you like me to write an essay comparing and contrasting the U.S. economy when Bush came into office and when he left it? I bet not.)
Re: Ruining the world economy. Hmmm. Ken did you smoke too much pot in your younger days, or has oldtimer's disease set in? Best I recall, the "ruination" of the world economy began in 2007 and was first manifested by the failure of Bear, Stearns in March, 2008. Most of the "ruination" was complete by the time Obie took office. (FYI Obie has only been in office for 100 days, and best I can determine, my 401K became a 201K long before he got there.)
The world looked to us as the all-knowing gods of economic sanity and whoops! we screwed the pooch....and we and the rest of the world are paying for it.
Re: NWO (New World Order). Ken, the NWO (one world government) is a Republican idea. Don't be hating on Obie if he inadvertently helps the NWO along while attempting to make friends with Europe again. If Obie is heading this way, the Rush-loving Bilderburgers and Bohemian Grovers will be dancing in the street naked...after all they want to rule the world. You need to get in lockstep with the rest of the GOP Elite on this Ken. I mean, what would warm the half-frozen cockles of little Dickey Cheney's heart more than the U.S. ruling the world? THINK OF THE PROFITS!
Now I won't rehash the policies of the "aggressive, if sometimes flawed, American leadership" (Newtie's words) we have just suffered thru. I am happy we are attempting to follow the rules laid down in the Constitution, and to regain our stature on the world stage (without having to invade anyone to do it). Now I understand that the leader of the Republican Party, Lush Bimbo, has y'all foaming at the mouth about Obie, but the GOPpies had their chance and the public has spoken. As my mechanic (who is from Oklahoma) said..."them people need to sit down and shut the fuck up. They got plenty rich in the last eight years, and now I'm paying for it".
So, in closing: Ken maybe you should turn off Fox News, go outside and enjoy the day. Be happy that W took home $5M from that little party they threw for him in Midland the day he left office. Be happy for The Dick, who is happily reaping the war profits he so richly deserves. (Did you notice The Dick's uncanny resemblance to Dr. Strangelove on his last day in office...you know the wheelchair, the clenched fist etc. I almost fell out of my chair laughing). Maybe you should watch some Nova, some Frontline, some Nature Channel, cause frankly those melting glaciers and ice caps are scaring the hell out of me. I'm stocking up on bullets and beer in case I suddenly find myself with waterfront property here in Raleigh and need to fend off some wild-eyed Republican developers who want to build waterfront condos and a golf course on my land!
Regards
-C-
PS: what's up with Arlen Spector? Damn! I bet the talking heads at Fox News are apoplectic! They probably had to put weather covers on the studio cameras with all the foaming at the mouth going on....wonder who's next...
PPS: I have a copy of Obie's inauguration day video. I am repackaging it to release as a horror film for Republicans. So scary, it'll make them cry.
PPPS: Please to be not sending me any wild scribbles about Obie taking away our guns. This ain't gonna happen. We have enough guns to fight 3 world wars stocked away in our basements anyway. All this talk is propagated by the gun sellers, who want to....sell guns. The "Obie gonna take our guns" emails are their best marketing tools. And Goober falls for it every time......
Enjoy. Or not. Your call.
Ken, obviously Newtie is positioning himself for a Lush Bimbo-backed run for the presidency in '12, maybe with Sarah as his running mate (still plenty of horny Republican males who will vote for her. She is, after all, the hot chick from high school we all wanted to sleep with, and males most often think with the little head). Ya, Obie has made some changes. Are they good? Time will tell. Anything is better than the 8 years of Imperial Rule ("So?") we have just finished.
Re: Spending. In case you hain't noticed, the U.S. is in a bit of a slump and the U.S. Government's job is to spend. Have we been spending a lot? You betcha. Is it new? Not hardly. Are there earmarks? You betcha!. Did the Republicans refrain from loading the bill with earmarks? Not hardly! (A republican led the way on that score). I bet even if Obama turns this ship around, the Newtheads will still say he failed. Such is partisan politics. The GOPpies miss ruling the world and want the throne back. (would you like me to write an essay comparing and contrasting the U.S. economy when Bush came into office and when he left it? I bet not.)
Re: Ruining the world economy. Hmmm. Ken did you smoke too much pot in your younger days, or has oldtimer's disease set in? Best I recall, the "ruination" of the world economy began in 2007 and was first manifested by the failure of Bear, Stearns in March, 2008. Most of the "ruination" was complete by the time Obie took office. (FYI Obie has only been in office for 100 days, and best I can determine, my 401K became a 201K long before he got there.)
The world looked to us as the all-knowing gods of economic sanity and whoops! we screwed the pooch....and we and the rest of the world are paying for it.
Re: NWO (New World Order). Ken, the NWO (one world government) is a Republican idea. Don't be hating on Obie if he inadvertently helps the NWO along while attempting to make friends with Europe again. If Obie is heading this way, the Rush-loving Bilderburgers and Bohemian Grovers will be dancing in the street naked...after all they want to rule the world. You need to get in lockstep with the rest of the GOP Elite on this Ken. I mean, what would warm the half-frozen cockles of little Dickey Cheney's heart more than the U.S. ruling the world? THINK OF THE PROFITS!
Now I won't rehash the policies of the "aggressive, if sometimes flawed, American leadership" (Newtie's words) we have just suffered thru. I am happy we are attempting to follow the rules laid down in the Constitution, and to regain our stature on the world stage (without having to invade anyone to do it). Now I understand that the leader of the Republican Party, Lush Bimbo, has y'all foaming at the mouth about Obie, but the GOPpies had their chance and the public has spoken. As my mechanic (who is from Oklahoma) said..."them people need to sit down and shut the fuck up. They got plenty rich in the last eight years, and now I'm paying for it".
So, in closing: Ken maybe you should turn off Fox News, go outside and enjoy the day. Be happy that W took home $5M from that little party they threw for him in Midland the day he left office. Be happy for The Dick, who is happily reaping the war profits he so richly deserves. (Did you notice The Dick's uncanny resemblance to Dr. Strangelove on his last day in office...you know the wheelchair, the clenched fist etc. I almost fell out of my chair laughing). Maybe you should watch some Nova, some Frontline, some Nature Channel, cause frankly those melting glaciers and ice caps are scaring the hell out of me. I'm stocking up on bullets and beer in case I suddenly find myself with waterfront property here in Raleigh and need to fend off some wild-eyed Republican developers who want to build waterfront condos and a golf course on my land!
Regards
-C-
PS: what's up with Arlen Spector? Damn! I bet the talking heads at Fox News are apoplectic! They probably had to put weather covers on the studio cameras with all the foaming at the mouth going on....wonder who's next...
PPS: I have a copy of Obie's inauguration day video. I am repackaging it to release as a horror film for Republicans. So scary, it'll make them cry.
PPPS: Please to be not sending me any wild scribbles about Obie taking away our guns. This ain't gonna happen. We have enough guns to fight 3 world wars stocked away in our basements anyway. All this talk is propagated by the gun sellers, who want to....sell guns. The "Obie gonna take our guns" emails are their best marketing tools. And Goober falls for it every time......