Post by mesk on Jul 30, 2013 12:05:12 GMT -5
This is for cart and greed. Its pretty fucking funny... The guild im in is making class guides and this what one of the clever ones did...
Do you want to be fucking badass? Do you want to be pulling all the pussy? Do you want bitches dropping panties and have no choice but to fap over how bad fucking ass you are? Then Ret Paladin is for you!
I'm about to teach you all you need to know to own this entire fucking universe as a Ret Paladin!
The first thing you need to do is get yourself a plate dress. I mean seriously, how fucking awesome is it that paladins can wear a plate dress? There's not one thing you can do in this entire game that will get your dick wet faster than wearing a plate dress. Think of all the things you can do with a dress…
a. No longer do you have to worry about your ankles being locked together by pants. When you're off in Silvermoon and you've got that priest bent over the bench, sometimes you need to lift a leg up on that bench to get the angle of the dangle just right. You ain't doin that shit in pants son! Pull that dress up and off to the side and you got perfect access to get in deep enough to ring that fucking bell!
b. Free ballin like a boss! No longer do you need to worry about that annoying ass and thigh chafe when your pants rub together! No longer are you placing your balls in harms way by subjecting them to dank, scorching heat packed in by armor pants. You can let that shit swing now! And as a Ret Paladin, believe me, you're gonna need the extra room for that huge dick!
Got your dress? Good… thats it. Seriously thats all you fucking need!
Good luck and you're welcome!
Now someone else did a voice over...
soundcloud.com/jason-durso/retpallyguide
Do you want to be fucking badass? Do you want to be pulling all the pussy? Do you want bitches dropping panties and have no choice but to fap over how bad fucking ass you are? Then Ret Paladin is for you!
I'm about to teach you all you need to know to own this entire fucking universe as a Ret Paladin!
The first thing you need to do is get yourself a plate dress. I mean seriously, how fucking awesome is it that paladins can wear a plate dress? There's not one thing you can do in this entire game that will get your dick wet faster than wearing a plate dress. Think of all the things you can do with a dress…
a. No longer do you have to worry about your ankles being locked together by pants. When you're off in Silvermoon and you've got that priest bent over the bench, sometimes you need to lift a leg up on that bench to get the angle of the dangle just right. You ain't doin that shit in pants son! Pull that dress up and off to the side and you got perfect access to get in deep enough to ring that fucking bell!
b. Free ballin like a boss! No longer do you need to worry about that annoying ass and thigh chafe when your pants rub together! No longer are you placing your balls in harms way by subjecting them to dank, scorching heat packed in by armor pants. You can let that shit swing now! And as a Ret Paladin, believe me, you're gonna need the extra room for that huge dick!
Got your dress? Good… thats it. Seriously thats all you fucking need!
Good luck and you're welcome!
Now someone else did a voice over...
soundcloud.com/jason-durso/retpallyguide